Yes officer,

I like that you treat me like an imbecile

No officer,

I’m not laughing at you

Yes officer,

I know you have a big pickup, lots of guns and probably a big dick

No officer,

I don’t think Canada is a better country than yours

Yes officer,

I like when you touch my balls because I’m a faggot

No officer,

I don’t think you’re dumb

Yes officer,

I’m the one who chose to be here

No officer,

It doesn’t bother me when you search my cell and you leave in a big pile in the middle of the place

Yes officer,

I know that I always have to be polite and respectful (even if you’re an asshole) if I don’t want you to squeeze my wrists the next time you put hancuffs on me

No officer,

I don’t need to see the sun for the next 15 months

Yes officer,

You can watch me when I’m using my toilet, taking a shower or touching myself

No officer,

I won’t disturb you when I need to call my lawyer and you’re watching videos on youtube

Yes officer,

I understand that your life is as difficult as mine because you have to come here eight hours a day, five days a week

No officer,

I don’t need the things that are missing, that I need and paid for on my commissary

Yes officer,

I know you have control over me

No officer,

I’m not smarter than you

Yes officer,

I’d like to ask you something

No officer,

I didn’t want to wake you up

Yes officer,

I know you hate inmates and hate working here

No officer,

I don’t understand, with all your qualifications, why you can’t find a job where you would have to be competent